“Antes de dormir, orei. Pedi a Deus que perdoe tanta ingratidão de minha parte, por não enxergar tudo de bom que a vida me oferece.”
— Tati Bernardi. (via adesejar)
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You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?
For years you have been very polite to all of your electronic devices. Your friends give you a hard time because you say please and thank you when talking to Siri. Today, the robot uprising started; robots are slaughtering everyone around you. Then they come to you… and pause…
One evening, a portal to hell opens at the foot of your bed. A demon strides through, rips off your covers, and begins to drag you through the portal by your ankles saying “You’re going to help me settle a bet.”
“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.
You are the greatest archeologist in the world and you have been looking for the City of Gold for decades, after all these years you have found the City. When you open the ancient gates you see glitters running towards you, the “gold” of the city has always been thousands of Golden Retrievers.
Your job in heaven is to look after the pets whose owners have not arrived yet. It’s your first day